GRANNIES

Handbag, handbag, handbag

Last Sunday, at the bakery
I'm convinced she came in after me
When I wanted to order my loaf of bread
She slid in beside me and took the last one,
she took the last one instead

Now, hush, hush,
when I won't get up for you on the bus
And don't complain,
if I won't give up my seat on the train

I object, to grannies cutting in line
I object, to grannies taking what's mine
And I object, to grannies not waiting their turn
And I think grannies have got a lot of things left to learn

Handbag, handbag, handbag

Last Friday, at the grocery store
A little old lady, I'd seen this one before
I stood in line, then I looked away
And before I knew it she was there,
and she was there to stay

So let's not pretend that they're innocent
It's all make-believe, now don't be naïve
And don't be surprised, they're all wolves in disguise
Who'll hit you over the head
With their handbag

I object, to grannies cutting in line
I object, to grannies taking what's mine
And I object, to grannies not waiting their turn
And I think grannies have got a lot of things left to learn

Handbag, handbag, handbag